| Genevieve Valentine ( @ 2008-04-28 22:10:00 |
| Entry tags: | food, i am a spazz, no seriously |
Seriously.
So, capitalism is alive and well, whatever, *cough* sometimes I want a wireless cafe without having to go into the city so I hit the new Panera *cough*.
Just a public service announcement for anyone who might ever go there: their chai latte tastes like the butt of a clove cigarette. It is FOUL. It's like rotten licorice and old smoke. It was so awful I made everyone at my table try some too, and then kept taking sips because I repeatedly convinced myself that it couldn't possibly be THAT bad.
WELL, IT WAS.
(It's also a good thing evolution didn't take totally legitimate revenge on me and poison me for continuing to drink something I could clearly identify as liquid evil.)
More than a day later, I still cannot fully rid myself of the taste. (BUTT OF A CLOVE CIGARETTE.)
So what I'm saying is, next time you find yourself in a Panera, order the chai, and suffer as I have suffered!